There’s Only One Thing That Got Me to Stop Drinking Coffee. I Would Have Never Guessed What It Was. Anne Gudger
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my easy, delicious new morning beverage.
My Parenting Style Is Apparently Everyone’s Worst Nightmare. I Won’t Change! Michelle Herman
Everyone gives me the “look.”
HBO’s Next Big Sunday Night Show Is Here. It’s Going to Make a New Star. Sam Adams
Mark Ruffalo may be the biggest name in Task, but it’s his co-star who steals it.
The Secret to a Good Night’s Sleep? Guy Fieri. Slate Staff
Video games, gummies, and Guy Fieri.
My Girlfriend Said She’d Be All Over Me … If I Got a Harrowing Surgery. Rich Juzwiak
Otherwise, she thinks I’m “disgusting.”
I Finally Went to a Banana Ball Game. I Was Not Expecting a Full-Scale Libidinal Craze. Luke Winkie
At a recent Banana Ball game, I witnessed a One Direction–esque libidinal craze. Now I really understand what all the fuss is about.
A Toppy, Masculine Household Appliance Absolutely Dominated Me in the Bedroom. Then It Nearly Killed Me With Pleasure. Seth Bogart
I guess you could say he really sucked.
I Did the Most Florida Thing You Can Possibly Imagine This Summer. I Only Got Bitten by Wildlife a Few Times. Cleo Levin
The best part was when I found a nest of 30 writhing babies.